Genuine (although ever so slightly edited) questions from some customers
- My boats due for launch tomorrow afternoon, but I’d like to fit an alternator first thing. I need it sending out TODAY. [2.30 pm on a Friday!]
- I need an alternator for my engine so I can charge my batteries more efficiently. What would you recommend please?
- I’m a very important person [insert Title, Position in company, and humorously, qualifications]. I want a [insert product], what’s your best price?
- I need a [insert product], and I need it now, can you “jump to it my good man”?